MORE AUSSIE SLANG MINI BOOK HC DUST JKT ILLUSTRATED 5 MILE PRESS RARE

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Welcome To My Auction
The item on which you bid was taken gently from our gypsy wagon, & placed lovingly onto a velvet pillow. This very special pillow was held by one of the finest fortune tellers. She lit a candle & a hush fell over the entire camp making this a priceless piece of goods. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards complete with tambourines and the entire caravan danced around a sizzling fire. When your package is shipped it will be inspected by our band of wandering tinkers with sterile, contamination-free gloves to make certain it is in impeccable condition! The vardos will circle & tearfully wave good-bye as it begins the journey to a new home.
MORE AUSSIE SLANG!
HARD COVER WITH JACKET MINI BOOK 5 MILE PRESS. HAS ILLUSTRATIONS & INSCRIPTION INSIDE.
COMES FROM A SMOKE & PET FREE VARDO!
~~I DO NOT COMBINE SHIPPING~~
ITEM(s) MUST BE PAID FOR WITHIN
2 DAYS OF WINNING.
IF YOU BID & DON'T PAY, MY FLYING MONKEYS WILL DO BODY SHOTS OF JAGER AT YOUR NEXT FAMILY REUNION!
I SHIP ONLY WITHIN THE 50 UNITED STATES.
NO INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS PLEASE!
NO RETURNS.
DUE TO THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF TIME & EXPENSE I GO TO IN ORDER TO FIND THE NICEST, MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS TO OFFER AT A GREAT PRICE, I DO NOT NEGOTIATE OR COMBINE SHIPPING.
SUPPLIES, MATERIALS, GASOLINE & FEES PROHIBIT ME FROM NEGOTIATING ON SHIPPING.
I DO MY BEST TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE ALL ITEMS & SHIP PROMPTLY UPON PAYMENT. THANKS FOR SHOPPING WITH ME!
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